Song 92: "Moves like Jakker" (Parody)

(Parody of popular song "Moves like Jagger" by Crushing Our Enemies, talking about the NS player Jakker)

Get ready to raid
Cause it’s my night
My trigger is made
Got it just right
We’re all in the know, gonna rise from below
Just wait for my GO

You wanted a turn
With the Black Hawks
Well watch and you’ll learn
In our chat box
We joke and we kid, put quotes in our sigs
The target is big
And it goes like this

Open separate tabs like I told you
Pre-endorse the point then I’ll show you
All the moves like Jakker
I got the moves like Jakker
I got the moves like Jakker

When defenders try to protect them
Deep in Kandy’s realm I banject them
With my moves like Jakker
I got the moves like Jakker
I got the moves like Jakker

You’re happy and free
You think I’m new
If you endorse me
I’ll endorse you
There’s nothing to see, I’m plain as can be
You all can trust me

But something is wrong
You don’t know yet
I led you all on
Now the trap’s set
You open your eyes, you’ve doubled in size
Your delegate cries
And it goes like this

Don’t try to resist cause I own you
Let me in your trust then I’ll show you
All the moves like Jakker
I got the moves like Jakker
I got the moves like Jakker

Fendas lack the skills to detect me
No one has the brains to banject me
I’ve got moves like Jakker
I got the moves like Jakker
I got the moves like Jakker

You wanna know how to tag just right?
Take control, own it just for the night,
But if I share my spreadsheet
You gotta keep it discreet
You know you’re in the hot seat

So watch and learn
I won’t show you twice
Pre-endorse, oh set the triggers right
You put the force in motion
Pick up a big promotion
You’ll make a huge commotion
And it goes like this

Open separate tabs like I told you
Pre-endorse the point then I’ll show you
All the moves like Jakker
I got the moves like Jakker
I got the moves like Jakker

When defenders try to protect them
Deep in Kandy’s realm I banject them
With my moves like Jakker
I got the moves like Jakker
I got the moves like Jakker