Song 304: Protestants (Not Catholics)

Based on the song "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)", which was released for the 500th anniversary of the fall of Constantinople. This song is a humorous take on the Protestant Reformation that began in 1517 and turned 500 in 2017, the end of which this was written on.

I'm Protestant, Catholic no more
We're Protestants, Catholics no more
Bringing down the Church, oh forget Jan Hus
Ninety-five theses, against the Holy See

Every soul in Saxony
Is now Protestant, not Catholic
So if you're a prince and you have turned
Better make your way to the Diet of Worms

Consubstantiation, not transubstantiation
Why the change Calvin cannot say
Luther just liked it better that way

So reconvert to Catholicism
No I won't convert to Catholicism
Been a long time coming Protestantism
Who made the Pope a big loser?
That'd be good ol' Martin Luther

Protestant
Protestant!

Protestant
Protestant!
(Lutheran)
(Anglican)
(Calvinist)
(Anabaptist)
(Evangelical!)
(Presbyterian)

Consubstantiation, not transubstantiation
Why the change Loyola can't say
Luther just liked it better that way

I'm Protestant, Catholic no more
We're Protestants, Catholics no more
Bringing down the Church, oh forget Jan Hus
Who made the Pope a big loser?
That'd be good ol' Martin Luther

So reconvert to Catholicism
No I won't convert to Catholicism
Been a long time coming Protestantism
Who made the Pope a big loser?
That'd be good ol' Martin Luther 

Protestants!